- for Robert McBrearty
Has anyone told the turtles it’s turtles all the way down?
It must take every turtle ever born, and most of the
tortoises
and terrapins as well, to make it all the way down;
it must be cramped and dark the further down one goes,
down and down, to that First Turtle, the Unmoved Turtle,
who must be huge and old and strong. Has he ever seen
the bewildering, tragic, wondrous world he helps hold up?
And yes, of course: what the hell, if there is or even
if there isn’t a Hell, is that Chelonian geezer standing on
himself? He must be where the Champion Counter,
the most stubborn skeptic in all of human history
up to now, simply gave up counting. It’s just
that no one has yet checked under Turtle Number One
to see that in fact he (more likely she, I feel)
is standing on another turtle. I have worked in offices
and warehouses and restaurants and other places –
I’ve had lots of jobs, probably like you – where
there was practically always some mean old geezer
who seemed to have been there forever; he
(it was usually a he) seemed to know everything,
was cranky as hell, not smart and not exactly dumb,
and was, you might say, something like the Hedgehog
and the Fox, together: he knew about a gazillion
little things, like the Fox, but also the One Big Thing,
at least as far as restaurants/warehouses/offices
were concerned. Usually, though, it was just the biggest
of the many little things: “NEVER push that button there,
for ANY reason!!” for example – and he would usually
pull out the Big Thing, or one of the more arcane
Little Things, when he felt like humiliating
whoever was new. The old geezer, in other words,
was a Huge Asshole – sort of like Yahweh; but
he generally knew more than the Manager,
even more than the Owner (who was rarely around),
so he was never let go. It is, I think, good exercise
to imagine, or at least try to imagine, the geezer
when he was young; to picture him arriving there
in the office/restaurant/warehouse, shy, tentative,
even afraid, certainly humble; and while we’re at it
let’s say his life was full of promise as well;
picture him there, a skinny kid, bad skin, greasy hair;
he knows little about the world, and nothing
about the New World he’s stumbled into.
But some old guy, The First Turtle minus one,
is there to teach the youngster; and let’s say at that point
in the history of the world, or at least the history
of suck-ass jobs, everyone was doing his part equally,
and no one was standing on anyone else’s back.